In today’s news, European Union gives emergency funding to support earthquake-affected people in Afghanistan, break-up of world’s largest iceberg draws attention to climate change, US artificial intelligence system helps prevent wildfires caused by faulty power lines, company in the Netherlands turns recycled wind turbines into tiny homes, Indian forest officer reclaims land through vision and courage, global public health group promotes compassionate living with new vegan certifications, and South African service dog-person brings joy and comfort to school children.
It’s time to gently tap your funny bone with today’s joke. This one is entitled “Excusable Returns.”
Sandy, a teenager, spent over an hour at Isabela’s Boutique, carefully choosing the perfect dress for a party. The next day, she was back – with the same outfit.
“Can I exchange this for something else?”
“Was there something wrong with it?”
“My parents like it.”
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