喜びの中で生きる 第６回33:12喜びの中で生きる 第６回A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others happy. “Now, children,” she said, “Has any one of you ever made someone else glad?” You know, glad, happy. “Please, teachマスターのジョーク2026-04-21 782 閲覧数322026-04-21マスターのジョーク 喜びの中で生きる 第５回31:53喜びの中で生きる 第５回A woman went into a shoe shop and said, “I would like a pair of alligator shoes.” So, the male salesman said, “Yes, ma’am. What size is your alligator?” You are so funny. I say, it’s OK, but I didn’t マスターのジョーク2026-04-20 1037 閲覧数52Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-20マスターのジョーク 喜びの中で生きる 第４回30:38喜びの中で生きる 第４回A surgeon advised a musician who played the violin that he would have to undergo an operation. The patient said, “But, Doc, I have concerts booked already. If you operate, can I be assured that I willマスターのジョーク2026-04-19 1131 閲覧数59Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-19マスターのジョーク 喜びの中で生きる 第３回32:47喜びの中で生きる 第３回There was a vampire bat(-person) –the bat(-person) who takes blood, I guess – came flapping from the night, and he was all covered in fresh blood, and he landed himself on the roof of the cave to get マスターのジョーク2026-04-18 1277 閲覧数67Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-18マスターのジョーク 喜びの中で生きる 第２回31:45喜びの中で生きる 第２回Come on, this is just a house. Wow, I feel better. It’s better, huh? (Yes.) Now, we can laugh. I love those things too but just to make the SM Celestial Clothes happy, and the Supreme Master TV, and tマスターのジョーク2026-04-17 1588 閲覧数73Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-17マスターのジョーク 喜びの中で生きる 第１回41:05喜びの中で生きる 第１回New people? (Yes.) A lot of… English(-speaking)? (Yes.) OK. All the Westerners come here. All the English-speaking Westerners, the black, the white, the yellow, the red, the stripes. You come here. Yoマスターのジョーク2026-04-16 2069 閲覧数100Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-16マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の８回34:49悟りと共に笑う全８回の８回The school has just released the grades of the final exams. Mom asked, “Liza, I heard Rose next door got 99 points in math. What about you?” So, Liza said proudly, “I got one more point than her.” Momマスターのジョーク2026-04-15 2017 閲覧数78Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-15マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の７回33:49悟りと共に笑う全８回の７回One day, two schoolgirls went to the library to review lessons. Kate was helping Lily with the revision. “What’s the meaning of this word?” So, Lily scratched her head and said, “I forgot. Beats me (iマスターのジョーク2026-04-14 2202 閲覧数80Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-14マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の６回29:50悟りと共に笑う全８回の６回Sonny said to Dad, “Dad, what is creeping inflation?” His father said, “Creeping inflation is when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit.” Are there such fマスターのジョーク2026-04-13 2222 閲覧数72Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-13マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の５回32:39悟りと共に笑う全８回の５回A recruiting ad for a French learning class says the following, “If you find you do not like this course and want to quit after the first class, you can request to refund your tuition, but you must saマスターのジョーク2026-04-12 2400 閲覧数73Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-12マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の４回29:27悟りと共に笑う全８回の４回The teacher asked a student, “Why don’t you brush your teeth? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.” The student said, “What did I have?” The teacher said, “Cornflakes.” So, the student sマスターのジョーク2026-04-11 2629 閲覧数81Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-11マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の３回33:11悟りと共に笑う全８回の３回Daddy number one says, “I always stress to my kids that there must be three -sions for success: Mission, passion and vision.” OK. So, dad number two: “And the outcome?” Dad number one says again, “Alaマスターのジョーク2026-04-10 2542 閲覧数79Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-10マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の２回32:15悟りと共に笑う全８回の２回Little Johnny said, “Daddy, I want to ask you a question.” After a first day in Sunday school. So Daddy said, “OK.” And little Johnny said, “Oh, the teacher was reading the Bible to us, all about the マスターのジョーク2026-04-09 2812 閲覧数83Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-09マスターのジョーク 悟りと共に笑う全８回の１回38:41悟りと共に笑う全８回の１回(Going home.) What time? (Yes, I’m going home in two hours.) (I’m going home alone tomorrow.) Are you both going home? (No.) (Just him alone.) (My mom and I.) Just pointing at this and that. Aren’t yoマスターのジョーク2026-04-08 3152 閲覧数104Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-08マスターのジョーク 智慧ある美徳全８回の７回33:33智慧ある美徳全８回の７回There was this guy who won twenty million in the lottery, but he had a heart disease. So his family didn’t know how to tell him, they were afraid that if they told him suddenly, he might die from the マスターのジョーク2026-02-24 2905 閲覧数80Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-02-24マスターのジョーク 智慧ある美徳全８回の６回36:33智慧ある美徳全８回の６回There was a guy who was invited over to celebrate Tết (Lunar New Year); Celebrating Tết involves sticky rice cakes, ginger candies, pickled leeks, non-alcoholic beer, and all that. Yes, please. But thマスターのジョーク2026-02-23 2874 閲覧数88Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-02-23マスターのジョーク 智慧ある美徳全８回の５回34:08智慧ある美徳全８回の５回In the biography of Xuanzang, it mentioned the Quan Yin Method. Because the Quan Yin Method in Sanskrit is called “Shabda.” One of the sutras He brought back mentioned the “Shabda.” “Shabda” means theマスターのジョーク2026-02-22 2964 閲覧数86Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-02-22マスターのジョーク 全ては神の計らいである 全７回の２回34:21全ては神の計らいである 全７回の２回Yesterday, the one who told a story about tofu… Because I had just talked about tofu a moment ago... If it is so smoky, then close your eyes for a moment until the smoke is gone. If your nose is congeマスターのジョーク2025-12-21 3289 閲覧数106Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-12-21マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の１１回30:56笑う聖人たち全１１回の１１回“A traveler.” “A traveler named John pulled into a little town for the night to find every hotel room was taken. He pleaded, ‘You have got to have a room somewhere or just a bed. I don’t care where.’ マスターのジョーク2025-09-23 2801 閲覧数94Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-23マスターのジョーク 笑う聖人たち全１１回の１０回35:09笑う聖人たち全１１回の１０回“There’s a father who said to a friend, ‘You know, when I was younger, I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper, but my son has his own color TV, phone, computer, and CD player.’ So, マスターのジョーク2025-09-22 2803 閲覧数91Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-22マスターのジョーク
